josh peck is literally my favorite person
my favourite part of this is
a lot of people think that a guy’s foot size is directly related to his dick’s size
so by all accounts, Kristoff was asking how well-endowed Hans was
Cat on Ice [x]
And every single one of my holes has temporarily closed out of fear. I can’t breathe.
Captain America saved the world twice now and all it cost him was two Bucks
-high pitch screaming-
probably my favorite part of elephants is the fact that you’re literally seeing one of few species that not only is probably on par with human sentience/intelligence, but also ages, matures and has proven itself to have a fairly similar growing up process as humans.
So like, we see this largeish gamboling elephant baby, but you’re basically looking at a giant toddler.
the babies!!!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!
me & my grades
"Condoms don’t work."
"Your first time is supposed to hurt."
"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."
"Girls don’t masturbate."
Wtf is that???
The eternal struggle
never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene